Stars and stripes, red, blue and white,
Shapes and colours adorn me bright.
A sight to behold, a delight to see,
Shouldering the boulders, any size they might be.
Closest to the twins, next best thing on earth,
However I’m wanted off for what it’s worth.
Halter, strapless, tank or tube,
I accentuate all types of B***s.
Support, curve, gait and shape,
I give it all for the gentleman’s sake.
Been through makeovers across generations,
Yet the bikini has remained a sensation.
For I hide almost nothing and reveal almost all…
No wonder beaches are more favoured than malls!
My fan following grows from boys to men
A slip of a strap resounds in an ‘Amen’
Love the beach, but still prefer my one piece.
It teases, tucks in my contours, shows what I want to flaunt and hides my cellulite 😀
@ Snow Leopard: I almost contemplated the model……then said…..let the imagination run wild 😛
@ Prateek: Just joined this morning…..so waiting and watching now
@ Purba: Love the beach and the malls……but yeah with you on the cellulite bit….sigh!!!
For I hide almost nothing and reveal almost all…
🙂 Superb post! Never read anything like this on a bikini.
Story in pieces
@ Animesh: Merci….merci…….well leave it to a woman to add to the man’s flight of fantasies, no?
That is why I wrote on the American bikini. Out here shorts is scandalous enough
A delicate balance between what to hide and what not, with elegance and poise! Lovely weave!
Hahaha…..all that is missing here is a photo of a Bikini clad model 😛
bold 🙂
btw, are u on indiblogger? couldn’t find u..
One important point though, how safe are swim-suits in India for women on the beach? I remember Chennai and Pondicherry beaches, never seen any Indian women there in even one piece. Bikni must be a distant dream…what’s your take?
🙂 Grin, Grin, Grin … you paint quite a word picture 🙂
@Rahul: Thanks for the compliment…just another rambling of my wicked mind!
@Jacqui: Bigger Grin….Hee hee hee hee
Ha ha ha Farila…..what to do I am toh like that only 😀
Gasp! That was very interesting. LOL
Thanks Sangeet…….:)
haha! nice wordplay! 🙂
ooooo good one, any straight male will start fantasizing after reading this poem :p
Nice. I prefer my tankini. Good mix of a one piece and bikini. Love the beach and the water. This makes me want summer bad!!
Thanks Rahul…..was meant to strike a chord 😛
Loved it !! awesome !! hilarious !!!!
Why Only American bikini? I believe in a world without borders, so am happy with bikini of any nationality.
Love the word play, looking forward to more 🙂
Spoken like a true alpha male DR. Thank you. You are so kind. ” )
Heheheheehehehe I love this. One of a kind poem
BRA-vo ;-). I love my one-piece too, like Purba says, shows what I want to show and hides the cellulite and stretch marks :).
HOT. I don’t swim so I don’t wear one.
interesting choice of evocative words !
Haha, nice take on the bikini. Though I feel nothing can set the sparks off more than the quintessential wet, white Indian sari.