The Good Ol’ American Bikini

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Stars and stripes, red, blue and white,
Shapes and colours adorn me bright.

A sight to behold, a delight to see,
Shouldering the boulders, any size they might be.

Closest to the twins, next best thing on earth,
However I’m wanted off for what it’s worth.

Halter, strapless, tank or tube,
I accentuate all types of B***s.
 
Support, curve, gait and shape,
I give it all for the gentleman’s sake.
 
Been through makeovers across generations,
Yet the bikini has remained a sensation.
 
For I hide almost nothing and reveal almost all…
No wonder beaches are more favoured than malls!
My fan following grows from boys to men
A slip of a strap resounds in an ‘Amen’
 

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26 responses to “The Good Ol’ American Bikini”

  1. Purba avatar

    Love the beach, but still prefer my one piece.
    It teases, tucks in my contours, shows what I want to flaunt and hides my cellulite 😀

  2. BlogwatiG avatar

    @ Snow Leopard: I almost contemplated the model……then said…..let the imagination run wild 😛

    @ Prateek: Just joined this morning…..so waiting and watching now

    @ Purba: Love the beach and the malls……but yeah with you on the cellulite bit….sigh!!!

  3. Animesh avatar

    For I hide almost nothing and reveal almost all…
    🙂 Superb post! Never read anything like this on a bikini.
    Story in pieces

  4. BlogwatiG avatar

    @ Animesh: Merci….merci…….well leave it to a woman to add to the man’s flight of fantasies, no?

  5. BlogwatiG avatar

    That is why I wrote on the American bikini. Out here shorts is scandalous enough

  6. Rahul Bhatia avatar

    A delicate balance between what to hide and what not, with elegance and poise! Lovely weave!

  7. Snow Leopard avatar

    Hahaha…..all that is missing here is a photo of a Bikini clad model 😛

  8. prateek mathur avatar

    bold 🙂
    btw, are u on indiblogger? couldn’t find u..

  9. prateek mathur avatar

    One important point though, how safe are swim-suits in India for women on the beach? I remember Chennai and Pondicherry beaches, never seen any Indian women there in even one piece. Bikni must be a distant dream…what’s your take?

  10. Jacqui avatar
    Jacqui

    🙂 Grin, Grin, Grin … you paint quite a word picture 🙂

  11. BlogwatiG avatar

    @Rahul: Thanks for the compliment…just another rambling of my wicked mind!

    @Jacqui: Bigger Grin….Hee hee hee hee

  12. BlogwatiG avatar

    Ha ha ha Farila…..what to do I am toh like that only 😀

  13. Farila avatar

    Gasp! That was very interesting. LOL

  14. BlogwatiG avatar

    Thanks Sangeet…….:)

  15. sangeetsomakumar avatar

    haha! nice wordplay! 🙂

  16. Anonymous avatar
    Anonymous

    ooooo good one, any straight male will start fantasizing after reading this poem :p

  17. Hayley avatar
    Hayley

    Nice. I prefer my tankini. Good mix of a one piece and bikini. Love the beach and the water. This makes me want summer bad!!

  18. BlogwatiG avatar

    Thanks Rahul…..was meant to strike a chord 😛

  19. RAHUL MIGLANI avatar

    Loved it !! awesome !! hilarious !!!!

  20. Dick Readymoney avatar
    Dick Readymoney

    Why Only American bikini? I believe in a world without borders, so am happy with bikini of any nationality.
    Love the word play, looking forward to more 🙂

  21. BlogwatiG avatar

    Spoken like a true alpha male DR. Thank you. You are so kind. ” )

  22. Phoenixritu avatar
    Phoenixritu

    Heheheheehehehe I love this. One of a kind poem

  23. Rachna avatar

    BRA-vo ;-). I love my one-piece too, like Purba says, shows what I want to show and hides the cellulite and stretch marks :).

  24. JANU avatar

    HOT. I don’t swim so I don’t wear one.

  25. Pooja Sharma Rao avatar
    Pooja Sharma Rao

    interesting choice of evocative words !

  26. Piya avatar
    Piya

    Haha, nice take on the bikini. Though I feel nothing can set the sparks off more than the quintessential wet, white Indian sari.

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