Category: LOL
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S scrutinizes SEXES
Image Courtesy : http://www.psdgraphics.com Men might not be from Mars, but they surely don’t try too hard to change the adage. If they only took the time to set a few things right, they’d have women worshiping the ground they walk on. Ok, now that I have your undivided attention, let’s get this baby going. No, you idiot! Not my…
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Q questions QUIRKS
I once knew someone who took ‘being a miser’ to a new level. He’d flatten a shaving cream tube to such an extent that you could pass it off for a silver sheet. All through my childhood, I remember him using the same night suit on every visit. Back then, I thought, he wasn’t that well…
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N negates NOTHING
Google Image What was that? Nothing. *Bangs head* What did you do? Nothing. *Runs for cover* What did you just say? Nothing. *Ducks the oncoming argument*What’s going on? Nothing *Avoiding further interrogation* What are you thinking? Nothing. *Laughs out loud* So? Nothing. *Couldn’t care a hang* And so we have the most (mis)used word in…
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J jostles JAYWALKERS
Just to set the record straight, a Jaywalker is nowhere related to Johnnie Walker. In fact, it is a term attributed to those who love to walk, into oncoming traffic and sorts. We were taught as kids, that you cross a street when you see the green walk sign only. I actually experienced this only on my first trip…
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H haggles HAPPINESS
My Princess served me coffee last evening, just the way I like it, with a smiley face! The Pursuit of Happyness is probably what drives us all. We want that ever elusive golden key to the treasures of the heart, mind and soul. We have both, short-term and long-term goals that seem to take us…
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G gossips. GIRLFRIENDS?
I see the smile on your face. Yup, you know. But yet, yet you wish to lend your ears to the ever buzzing grapevine. I don’t blame you. Women are such elaborate species. Add to that the sacrosanct circle of girlfriends. One could build nations in years and destroy the human race in a fraction, but this close…
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F fabricates FORWARDS
Image courtesy http://www.freeimages.co.uk Even as I write this, I have unknown relatives waiting to stash their millions into my bank account. Apparently, they can’t trust their government and their life is in grave danger. Apart from making me feel like a part of a James Bond movie, they continue without a clue of my first name.…
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A asks, APPLE?
Today, I start the A-Z Challenge – April 2013. One 30-day month, minus Sundays. 26 Alphabets. A word for each, your way. Talk about anything or leave it to the imagination. April 2013 is set to go back to the basics. Also, a special thank you to Arlee Bird for bringing this to us. I’m so looking forward…
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To all the men I’ve loved before……
Oh, the day calls for a walk down memory lane, so shoot me! Google Image At 4, I was quite the well behaved kid. Kudos to my mom for that. However, I had one huge problem. I was a very fussy eater. I literally survived on love and fresh air. Yes, I know you got…
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The Best A Man Can Get
Dear Evening Stubble, Do you know why the grass is always greener on the other side? That is because no one takes the trouble to mow those lawns. But, take a walk down this rough patch and you will come back bruised by its unkempt nature. So it is with you. Laziness has never been…